Hi guys,
Welcome back to part two of my unofficial guide to NJPW wrestlers in one sentence, hopefully this means that you found the last one hilarious! If you're new to this blog or this series, here's a link to the last post
https://wrestling-chatter.blogspot.com/2018/09/the-unofficial-guide-to-njpw-wrestlers.html and a reminder from me that this isn't serious and all of its done for fun so take it with a pinch of salt! So, without further ado, here's the last of the factions for you!'
Chaos
Kazuchika Okada - Former champion with red hair who lost the plot but has cool balloons
Jay White - Your friendly-ish neighbourhood knife pervert who hates everyone but loves dogs
Baretta - Tall bean who doesn't go anywhere without his best friend
Gedo - If you hear him speaking English, it's normally because he's swearing
Hirooki Goto - He's so chilled but, when he's angry, he's a Samurai who can beat yo' ass
Toru Yano - Seen taking off the turn buckles and hitting you in the balls, it's all fair play
Will Ospreay - Spiderman who likes to flip off things and is amazing but he won't buy Bea a pug
Yoshi - Hashi - Sometimes you try and try and things don't always work out how you plan
Tomohiro Ishii - Round ball of anger who hits really hard and scares me
Rocky Romero - "Mommy, Rocky is so tiny"
Sho - Shoots metaphorical arrows through people's hearts
Yoh - Looks like he's a teenager but is actually 30
Los Ingobernables de Japon
Tetsuya Naito - He like to fall asleep in Press conferences because Tranquilo you know
Evil - Looks like the Grim Reaper from The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy
Bushi - He does a Busharooni then spits green stuff at people
Hiromu Takahashi - Cinnamon Roll ticking time bomb who has an obsession with Will Ospreay
Sanada - Silent but mainly really deadly with awesome hair
Suzuki Gun
Minoru Suzuki - Evil granddad who likes killing people, but has White Girl Instagram vibes
Davey Boy Smith Jr - Is he a face or a heel? I'm so confused
Taichi - I think he sings his theme tunes live on the way to the ring
El Desperado - I call him El Despy because why not?
Yoshinobu Kanemaru - He brings whiskey to the ring and spits it at his opponents
Lance Archer - He'll kill you and then spit water in your face
Taka Michinoku - If you need a hype man, Taka's your guy
Takashi Iizuka - He loves biting people when his muzzle's off, yes you read that right
Zack Sabre Jr - Vegan, Socialist who fights with an underlying hatred of the Conservatives
So, that's all of them! If you enjoyed this, give it a like and share it to your social media. Follow me on Twitter @Full_Time_Nerd and @Wrestling_Chat. Who knows, this might not be the last - there's still the Young Lions, the commentators, the refs and the ring announcers to do. The possibilities are endless!
So, until Next Time
Bye!
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