Hi guys,
A few years ago, I wrote my first unofficial guide where I basically looked at the entire New Japan roster and tried to summarise them in one sentence (
http://wrestling-chatter.blogspot.com/2018/09/the-unofficial-guide-to-njpw-wrestlers.html). Of course, it wasn't serious but people seemed to like it. So, I decided that I would try and do it with DDT Pro-Wrestling which is a promotion I've been watching for about a year and is the epitome of not serious!
Like always, this is not meant to be serious in any way and it's just meant to be light-hearted so hopefully, nobody will get offended. Also, because of the size of the entire Wrestle Universe umbrella (Tokyo Joshi, Ganbare, Basara, NOAH), this post is just looking at the wrestlers who mainly complete in the DDT promotion.
ENJOY!
All Out
Konosuke Takeshita - The cool kid in school who everyone wants to be friends with
Akito - Cute, adorable and the new DDT Boyz Brain
Shunma Katsumata - Small boy who likes playing with Lego
Yuki Iino - He likes to Haka... sometimes too much
Disaster Box
Harashima - The really cool dad with really cool, shiny pants
Naomichi Marafuji - I mean he's just a really kick ass legend
Toru Owashi - He's still one of the cool kids
Kazuki Hirata - Not the most popular kid but enjoys dancing in flashing glasses
Yuki Ueno - Disney Prince disguised as a wrestler
Naomi Yoshimura - Looks like a big fluff bundle of joy but could kill you
#DamnHearts
Daisuke Sasaki - Emo dad who is a bad influence on his children
Soma Takao - Seems quiet af but is actually judging everyone around him
Tetsuya Endo - Shy boy who can either kill you with his abs or cuteness
Mad Paulie - Looks scary but is really a soft bundle of joy in facepaint
Nobuhiro Shimatani - Somebody has given this guy too many energy drinks
Cima - Is there anything this guy can't do?
T-Hawk - Somebody wants to challenge Endo to an abs off
El Lindaman - Almost as hyper as Nobu and equally smol
MLX (Moonlight Express)
Mao - Cute kitten who comes out with a quacking duck
Mike Bailey - No shoes, no worries
CDK (Calamari Drunken Kings)
Chris Brookes - Tall string bean who is a bad influence on everyone
Masahiro Takanashi - Your favourite uncle who buys you drinks
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Eruption
Kazusada Higuchi - Really big and really strong
Yukio Sakaguchi - Is both really intimidating and cute at the same time
Saki Akai - The Queen and literally goals in every way
Akiyama-Gun
Jun Akiyama - Father figure ready to lead his DDT babies and cat to a victory
Makato Oishi - I think he might actually be a cat disguised as a wrestler
Mizuki Watase - His pants are very small and tight...
Hideki Okatani - He's still a baby really
Other
Sanshiro Takagi - Do you remember that match he had with Minoru Suzuki
Danshoku Dieno - You might want to stay away from this one
Shinya Aoki - He kicks really hard with a very Honma-esque voice
Antonio Honda - He is the fashion King of DDT
Super Sasadango Machine - He doesn't age in any way
Yukio Naya - Can someone check that he's actually 25
Keigo Nakamura - Bald and proud
Tomomitsu Matsunaga – Looks like he would give really nice hugs
Pokotan - Is very cute but can also beat your ass
Yoshihiko - Has managed to drive many a wrestler insane
Hopefully, you guys enjoyed this Unofficial guide and, if you do watch DDT, you understand where I come from with the descriptions. The thing I love about this roster is how diverse and different each wrestler is and there isn't one who doesn't make their mark in the matches.
So, make sure you subscribe to Wrestle Universe it a watch because they've got their King of DDT tournament this Summer and it's going to be amazing! Also, for only 900 Yen, you get DDT, Tokyo Joshi, NOAH and Ganbare wrestling which is a steal!
Like always let me know what you think of this article and if you enjoyed it, please share it! Also, make sure to keep an eye out for all my new posts by following me on on my social media: (
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Until next time,
Bye
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